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That’s a bit small
hairy plug hole
head won’t stay up
and ouch too hot
fffreezing flipping cold
grotty curtain
stuck to my arse
bang my elbow
then my knee
slows to a dribble
ahhh Jesus Christ
takes the skin of my back
adjuster is stuck
nozzle falls off
lands on my toe
shit shit shit
nearly slip
can’t turn it off
floors awash
no shampoo
soaps on a rope
water so hard
can’t get a lather
ask myself
why did I bother
now where’s the towel !!!
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This is fun and cute. And the reason I don't shower in cheap hotel bathrooms. Eugh.
I'll be there in a minute.
I've sure been there before! Felt the frustration while reading...very visual...rather go camping.Funny in hindsight?
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I always bring my own Scrubbing Bubbles, Lysol spray and Wet wipes. Other protocols include: Enter with caution and never without flip-fops on. Don't allow any portion of your body touch any surfaces. Aim water at that curtain, any contact with it could be a biological hazard. Never touch soap that you have not unwrapped yourself and never put it down. Adjust the faucets and head with a wash cloth only and not the one that you wash yourself with! Not sure I have addressed all of the pitfalls covered herein! Ha ha, fun stuff.
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(08-08-2013, 04:50 PM)newsclippings Wrote: This is fun and cute. And the reason I don't shower in cheap hotel bathrooms. Eugh.
Thanks NC experience tells me to avoid at all cost. TOMH
(08-08-2013, 10:00 PM)Jane Wrote: I've sure been there before! Felt the frustration while reading...very visual...rather go camping.Funny in hindsight?
Ha it must be bad if you would rather go camping, cheers TOMH
(08-08-2013, 11:52 PM)ChristopherSea Wrote: I always bring my own Scrubbing Bubbles, Lysol spray and Wet wipes. Other protocols include: Enter with caution and never without flip-fops on. Don't allow any portion of your body touch any surfaces. Aim water at that curtain, any contact with it could be a biological hazard. Never touch soap that you have not unwrapped yourself and never put it down. Adjust the faucets and head with a wash cloth only and not the one that you wash yourself with! Not sure I have addressed all of the pitfalls covered herein! Ha ha, fun stuff.
Hi CS I think you have all the bases covered, this could be a new sport called extreme showering. best TOMH
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