07-10-2014, 12:26 AM
I'm thinking I had her last spring -
it's really amazing, the thing
she does with her nose
and your little toes -
that's why I'm still wearing this sling.
There once was a girl name of Uma;
Whose nose was outlawed by the Duma.
Her pneuma so strong,
She could take on King Kong;
And her thing had the teeth of a puma.
i used to know a lotta stuff, but i still have eight cats