Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

Park your slipper 'neath the bed
put on your hobnail boots instead.
Leave that boa on the rail,
time to paint and buff your nails.
Listen to me when I say,
you're so manly when your gay



Pretending is fun,
Pretending’s a laugh!
I say that my boa’s
not merely a scarf,
but a feathery snake
draped round my neck.
Dance like Shiva?
Sure, what the heck!