Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[rayheinrich]

Not withstanding my love and respect for everyone who has ever
contributed to this pitiful (though skillfully pretentious) thread of
humanity; I feel called upon to offer this humble and ruthlessly absolute
interpretation of the The One True Rules contemporaneously known as
The Officious Fauxku Choo Choo Rules with Explications Thereof

To wit:
The posting of limericks gives full faith and credit to the The One True Rules.
Please draw your attention to rules #3 and #4 in the following copy (circa
2014/04/08 23:13 UTC [Temps Universel Coordonné]) of
The Officious Fauxku Choo Choo Rules with Explications Thereof*

The Officious Fauxku Choo Choo Rules with Explications Thereof
contemporaneously known as The One True Rules


Your TINY poem should:

1. Use 2 or more significant words from the previous poem.

2. Echo some aspect of the previous poem (optional).

3. Contain 1 to 4 lines, or be a limerick (5 lines).

4. Be a fauxku, pseudoku, otherku* (seebelow), a real haiku (not that
anyone really knows what one is), limerick, or a whatever-you-please
(e.g. metaphorically dense rhyming Nya-ya Su-tra). Just make it TINY.
(And since this is fake art, TINY is not defined.)

Ancillary Rules:

5. If miscalculation, confusion, lapse in judgment, good intentions, ill temper,
addled thinking, or self-deception lead to snarl; don't try to communicate,
don't try to resolve: Just write something (e.g. lists of various vegetables
or something about dog diapers) and keep moving.

6. Use the "New Reply" button to pathetically attempt to impede the inevitable.

7. And YES! It's OK to play with yourself.

8. It's OK to add TINY extraneous (or not) notes.

*otherku: fauxku, pseudoku, parody-ku, paraku, urku, calypsoku,
circumku, contraku, cryptoku, psychoku, forniku, galactiku, juxtaku,
mechaniku, numbku, palinku, platyku, pneuku, pornku, kineku,
cephal, retroku, somaku, subku, uberku, umbiliku, zenku,
ironiku, farciku, lowku, turdku, fucku

*Note: This copy of
The Officious Fauxku Choo Choo Rules with Explications Thereof
may have been superseded by its preceeding progenitors.

To wit #2:
The Officious Fauxku Choo Choo Rules with Explications Thereof
contained within this thread's founding post RULE!

Any and all disparities and similarities; be they coherent, ridiculous,
contemptible, incomprehensible, or just plain tedious permutations of
the aforementioned: the The Officious Fauxku Choo Choo Rules with
Explications Thereof contained within this thread's founding post
shall triumphantly prevail, overrule, annul, disallow, invalidate, nullify,
override, overturn, quash, rescind, reverse, revoke, strike down, veto, void,
abrogate, cancel, negate, and just plain smite any representation,
portrayal, effigy, or embodiment that ever existed or ever will exist anywhere,
everywhere, and in all those other places too.