Metamorphoses

[Alden]

This was not a response to me, but yes the rude myths were rather unforgettable.

Tongue in cheek, yeah, sure, that'll do...

Don't tell anyone, but this was actually a bit of a quickie to write -- I've edited a bit over time and think it's probably close to done, but initially it came out fairly easily in response to some facebook comment of all things. I can't remember whose... maybe Stephan's, or even Alden's... I do know that Alden inspired several rude rhymes about mythological figures at one point