Cleaning up: (bit of content)

[Ca ne fait rien]

But where is the small furry anmal, preferably some kind of rodent, Billy? I looked for the small animal everywhere. Perhaps it was down the plughole waiting for the delicacies that washed down like manna from heaven to feed its young.
I liked your end- line words. End- line words are very important and should always be selected with the finesse of tweezing nasal and ear hair. Yours are impactful and I liked the way you rhymed bathing with Ben Nevis. I also liked the subtle way you did not say that you cleared the ear wax by licking it off the finger that dug it out, leaving the reader to imagine the cocktail under the finger nails.
Thanks for makng me smile (and grab the Japanese Spa fragrant Radox) .