Sweat around my groin is thick white
the cheese under my fingernail stinks.
Pleasant
like the black bits from between my toes
after a hike up Ben Nevis.
I always sniff before bathing,
It has to be done;
as does the way I fart
under the cover
of darkness and duvet,
sniggering at protestations.
In the bath
I reach round to spray my crack,
let the skin get wet at the top of the groove
so i can roll away the dry dead flakes.
While I'm washing my head
the tattoo of water from the resting shower
gives me a stonker of an erection.
I don't masturbate in the dirty water,
the smeg turns into little spunk balls
and sticks to the hair on my legs.
the cheese under my fingernail stinks.
Pleasant
like the black bits from between my toes
after a hike up Ben Nevis.
I always sniff before bathing,
It has to be done;
as does the way I fart
under the cover
of darkness and duvet,
sniggering at protestations.
In the bath
I reach round to spray my crack,
let the skin get wet at the top of the groove
so i can roll away the dry dead flakes.
While I'm washing my head
the tattoo of water from the resting shower
gives me a stonker of an erection.
I don't masturbate in the dirty water,
the smeg turns into little spunk balls
and sticks to the hair on my legs.