English

[billy]

i speak a rather unusual version of the queens (original almost) English. my language is in variably blue though until i get to know someone in real time i can curtail the expletives, (though not for long) I've had many a pious person saying fuck off
i prefer the english spelling of words of course, center will never be centre for me nor will the 'our ending words with the "u" such as colour.
that said i can understand both as well as each other so am good to go.
as for auzzy words, many are self explanatory so there's not much trouble reading and understanding them.
i think the real trouble for many are when the Cornish, Scots or Irish come to town. burns "to a mouse

[b]Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

is fairly able to be interpolated but some dialects such as jordy speak. heres biffer from "viz" a comic that uses satire for humour; the guardian is one of the better newspapers on the english scene



i'me sure the yanks have really strong dialects as well. personally i love reading such stuff.