Ode 2 Snoots I Knew

[billy]

Some, not-so-far-off-day perhaps, when pigs
fly, dogs and cats no longer fight, you will
indeed have finally learned to write; to craft
your metaphors, fresh similes with cadence

that elevates, enhances, demarcates
the splendor of your fine narration, void
of broken-hearted, masturbation-subject- does it need a comma after hearted?
matter. A respectful graduate,

summa-cum-laudable, a prodigy--
University of Prosodies. Displaying
all your fine degrees with requisite
gold-stars superbly super-glue-applied

We hoi polloi, will sit back, ooh and sigh,
watching bacon fledglings flying by.

i'm not the meter king so please be gentle with me,
it reads and looks like a sonnet bar the end rhymes (excepting the couplet) in places, the university line, the masturbate line, along with a couple more. am i right in thinking you weren't aining for meter perfection (a twat of a question to ask i know, i do apologise profusely for doing so )
it feels like a parody of what a sonnet is meant to be or expected to be. or maybe poetry in general; by those with high esteem. i love what you had going on inside the structure of the poem. and there are too many lines to pick just one as most of them touched a nerve.
the mods here tell each other off
i like you poetry sid, and the non bending knee you have

thanks for laugh