Bias

[heslopian]

Whenever they want to reflect the viewpoint
of the general populace in America
the English news always interviews
some woman hick from Alabama,
ranting about baby killers
while wearing a shirt with two stick men
having anal sex, often above a slogan such as
"the butt is for doody" or
"God hates them fags".

Or else they crowd outside the White House
and talk to a man in a lumberjack shirt
who's spelt "moron" wrong on his sign,
and sounds like he might have been conceived
in one of Ann Coulter's nightmares.

While in our motherland they talk
only to sensible types from Shropshire,
while grass waves like a Vatican mass
in the rolling fields which serve as background.