His Asshole in Prison (Language Obviously)

[Todd]

Thanks Lawrence. I'm going to treat this like Carly Simon (You're So Vain). I would identify the asshole in question until I auction the information off later for a hundred thousand dollars (or Euros if the dollar continues to tank).

Billy: Thanks. I did a longer version but decided that I liked the concise one more. Here it is for the hell of it:

His Asshole in Prison

Inflation Reversed
Dimes become

The circumference
of an Eisenhower silver dollar