Pigs

[dukealien]

Pigs

Don't eat them.
They're just like you,
with feelings and a family.*
Their skin is more than crackling.
You can hear the clever ones cackling
at the cracking of a Monty Python joke.
For beasts, they are sagacious,
when denied luncheon, loquacious,
and could pass for fat geishas
to one tooth'd Kentucky Moe.
So don't eat them
and don't beat them
to soften their rumps
and smoothen out the lumps
when they come out from the smoke®.
But eat more vegetables.

*https://subslikescript.com/series/The_Office-386676/season-3/episode-16-Business_School

Very amusing.  Just out of curiosity, was the reference to [M]oe meant as ambiguous between Curly and Larry's pal, and the Japanese term for affection toward a fictional character (such as a porcine geisha)?

Not criticizing!  I'm crazy about Porco Rosso, as a military/veteran figure.