12-11-2020, 03:16 PM
Pigs
Don't eat them.
They're just like you,
with feelings and a family.*
Their skin is more than crackling.
You can hear the clever ones cackling
at the cracking of a Monty Python joke.
For beasts, they are sagacious,
when denied luncheon, loquacious,
and could pass for fat geishas
to one tooth'd Kentucky Moe.
So don't eat them
and don't beat them
to soften their rumps
and smoothen out the lumps
when they come out from the smoke®.
But eat more vegetables.
*https://subslikescript.com/series/The_Office-386676/season-3/episode-16-Business_School
Don't eat them.
They're just like you,
with feelings and a family.*
Their skin is more than crackling.
You can hear the clever ones cackling
at the cracking of a Monty Python joke.
For beasts, they are sagacious,
when denied luncheon, loquacious,
and could pass for fat geishas
to one tooth'd Kentucky Moe.
So don't eat them
and don't beat them
to soften their rumps
and smoothen out the lumps
when they come out from the smoke®.
But eat more vegetables.
*https://subslikescript.com/series/The_Office-386676/season-3/episode-16-Business_School