08-23-2019, 08:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-23-2019, 08:17 AM by Tiger the Lion.)
4:20 am
I'm making toast in the tub
when my phone, two feet away
on the toilet seat,
blows up with an unknown number.
Now I gotta teeter-totter the toaster
from knee to knee
while I stretch to swipe left
and ignore the call
before this fucking moron wakes the whole house.
I'm making toast in the tub
when my phone, two feet away
on the toilet seat,
blows up with an unknown number.
Now I gotta teeter-totter the toaster
from knee to knee
while I stretch to swipe left
and ignore the call
before this fucking moron wakes the whole house.