09-07-2018, 04:38 AM
"Cheat" is a contraction of "cheap" and "eat[s]," right?
I've noticed that the standard cardboard-box microwave Swedish meatballs serving, though the box remains the same, now contains about 3 1/2 meatballs where it once included as many as five. Interesting business: water the product, and ice counts toward net weight more convincingly (but no more honestly) than watering beer. Though they probably add a few noodles as well...
All hail ramen noodle bricks for their simplicity and integrity!
I've noticed that the standard cardboard-box microwave Swedish meatballs serving, though the box remains the same, now contains about 3 1/2 meatballs where it once included as many as five. Interesting business: water the product, and ice counts toward net weight more convincingly (but no more honestly) than watering beer. Though they probably add a few noodles as well...
All hail ramen noodle bricks for their simplicity and integrity!
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