We have one main rule

[abu nuwas]

Leanne, despite this sound warning being up for a year nearly, no-one has had the nerve to point out that there is a typo in the first line, where I presume you meant ''top of''.

I think I have devised my own way round all this. I shall write an otherwise perfect piece, and include some nonsense. Then, whatever anyone says, I shall remove the nonsense. I do believe in Workshopping, the Father Almighty and jesus... wait a minute. Soz!