05-20-2017, 09:32 AM
Anything you can dream
as seen on TV.
See what I mean:
This green bean cleaning machine does more than it seems.
It even cleans the seams of lean jeans. Keen on sheen?
Get your fix with all the hipsters latest greatest hits, then blitz your shits in six minutes with instant grits. Rice'll suffice.
Dice twice the ice at half the price with this nice ice dice and slicing device. Take my advice!
Buy it now!
We'll show you how,
take the whole cow,
Kapow!
A summer snow plow
Laser off that unibrow
Fresh organic human chow
The cats meow!
As seen on TV
anything you can dream
as seen on TV.
See what I mean:
This green bean cleaning machine does more than it seems.
It even cleans the seams of lean jeans. Keen on sheen?
Get your fix with all the hipsters latest greatest hits, then blitz your shits in six minutes with instant grits. Rice'll suffice.
Dice twice the ice at half the price with this nice ice dice and slicing device. Take my advice!
Buy it now!
We'll show you how,
take the whole cow,
Kapow!
A summer snow plow
Laser off that unibrow
Fresh organic human chow
The cats meow!
As seen on TV
anything you can dream
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