Ugly Bug Song (explicit)

[Lizzie]

This one cracked me up, Crundle. 

I like how this one goes from almost mindless flinging of insults to a bit of existential ponderings at the end.

Hey hey bug, you're not my friend.
I don't want you living in my skin.
Sucking my blood is so dusgustin'.
Go away, don't make me say it again.

Hey hey bug, you're dumb and ugly too. My favorite line. All you need now is a your momma joke.
It's true, I do want to undo you. -- undo is pretty weak. There's a lot of stronger words you can choose here.
If I had a shoe I'd squash you.
Don't like my attitude? Fine, well fuck you.

Hey hey bug, life is not fair.
Sit and stare, you're utterly unaware
I could dare kill you without care. -- 'could dare' is awkward
Hey hey bug, it's time to say your prayers.