presidential or presidential race limericks. For or against. Just reply in rhyme.

[canofworms]

My first post for sure ain't a limerick.
but, I think,  I'm not as thick as a brick
If I spew vitriol
Won't be habitual.
It'll just be restrained to this shtick.

I've upset all of my Facebook friends.
From the left and the right to no end.
Some asked me to stop
and friend status oft dropped.
Now I'm left with no one to offend

It wasn't all that well thought out  
Limerick's not what my first draft's about.
But, if people far better
with rhymes, words and letters
chipped in it'd be something to tout.

So offensive were the presidents words
they cut decent ears like a sword.
but if made into jest
they will spring from ones chest
and diminish polite language to turds.

Take the first verse and consider
the wording that doesn't quite fit here.
If I change the first line
then rhyme it three times.
It might make your reception less bitter.