02-21-2017, 01:36 AM
First draft reworked and renamed
Based on Don Q and CRNDLSM (I'm assuming this rhymes with rename)
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He's told of his exploits in China.
And of course he grabs women's vaginas.
whether married or single
that's just how he mingles
In hotels and on big jet liners.
An old redneck with goatee and leathers.
Angry that his life wasn't better,
with Trump's own permission
he set about some ass kickin
but in court he showed better behavior.
A picket sign, a dead baby on her shirt.
We were great when all women wore skirts.
She'd bake apple pies .
watch soaps with a sigh.
and her husband drove a Buick to work.
Make America great again! bumper sticker sneers
Tied to the hood of the truck a dead deer.
Punch the clock, dodge the foreman
complain "Why don't I have more man?"
Once at home, a lazy boy and a beer.
Based on Don Q and CRNDLSM (I'm assuming this rhymes with rename)
If you want to contribute
then type in the window
You can mock or applaud just the same.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He's told of his exploits in China.
And of course he grabs women's vaginas.
whether married or single
that's just how he mingles
In hotels and on big jet liners.
An old redneck with goatee and leathers.
Angry that his life wasn't better,
with Trump's own permission
he set about some ass kickin
but in court he showed better behavior.
A picket sign, a dead baby on her shirt.
We were great when all women wore skirts.
She'd bake apple pies .
watch soaps with a sigh.
and her husband drove a Buick to work.
Make America great again! bumper sticker sneers
Tied to the hood of the truck a dead deer.
Punch the clock, dodge the foreman
complain "Why don't I have more man?"
Once at home, a lazy boy and a beer.