THREATS

[hesawacko]

Here's another fatherhood humor poem that could probably use a little help.


THREATS

Staring at their faces
I know it better be good
They don't always work
Even though they should

Something to scare
Something to astound
Something that shows I'm not messing around

Timeout is soft
Naptime is weak
It's gotta be something that doesn't sound meek

I want them to know
I'm nobody's stooge
The threat should be epic, unforgettable, huge

The Earth will tremble
The mountains will rock
Is a year without food, too much
to pick up a sock?