08-02-2016, 09:26 PM
(08-02-2016, 01:09 PM)lizziep Wrote: I want a namesake
Be careful what you wish for.
(08-02-2016, 08:26 PM)Quixilated Wrote: ... but if I could just figure out why a room full of possums would ever decide to write poetry in the first place, maybe it would be a story ...
Quix
They get bored, they have prehensile tail's... it's devil's-workshop time in bard's-ville.
(08-02-2016, 07:52 AM)ambrosial revelation Wrote:(08-02-2016, 04:23 AM)shemthepenman Wrote: well done on your star. better late than never. some folk have fat rounded stars. but i think there are some sexual favours being given to earn them :/ a line i will not cross.*
*for any mods listening, i would cross that line. i would do terrible disgusting things for one of those plump juicy stars. just PM me.
No need to cross that line Shem. I cracked the mystery of the fat rounded stars a while ago, it's to do with the amount of posts that you have — over 500 posts and you get plump juicy stars, under 500 posts and you get skinny puny stars.
Don't let this put you off from offering sexual favours to the mods though if that's what you want to do but from what I've heard you have to be in the 500+ club before they will accept those kind of favours.
No stinkin' fat stars for me!!
Real poets are lean and hungry, think too much, and are dangerous. *
* Here's Julius Caesar busy jus' sayin':
Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights:
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
(Cassius was known for his anti-authoritarian poetry; his street name was: "Anti-Fascist Cassius".)
