You Sir,

[Achebe]

Tsk tsk Weeded, you have no sense of humour, like everyone else on this forum.
Now please crit my poem:

Go travel Europe
And see the pope
If you give him some dope
He'll probably say "nope".
Ozone is an allotrope
Of oxygen you can't cope
With, but one can hope -
Or just don't do anything, who cares!

I showed this poem to my neighbours in the morgue and they were speechless with wonder