Don't Read if You're Happy

[Magpie]

Don't worry I have some amusing anagrams to cheer you up and take your mind off such matters.

Life Sucks  ---  I f*ck less!

  Ermm hang on, I'll try again...

The traveling salesman  ---  Vaginas: enters them all!

 Ermm, bare with me... I'll get this right...

Feeling romantic  ---  Flaming erection!

 Dam... this has went so wrong... One more try...

Desperation  ---  A rope ends it.

Oooopss!!!