The Lady of Shallots

[billy]

are you saying
"thats shallot'

Note: I could have made this as long as Tennyson's original (those who know me, know I am quite verbose enough o accomplish the task), but decided to follow the rule set out by Jeff Goldblum's character in "The Big Chill", which is "never write an article longer than it takes the average person to take a crap." Knowing that many people today have become more health conscious and have added more fiber to their diets I have calculated that time span to be no more than between thirty and forty-five seconds, unless of course one is old then they can probably make a good start on "War and Peace"... well, that is if they do not doze off in the process. 


dale