Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

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The Officious Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)
Rules with Explications Thereof*
contemporaneously known as The One True Rules*

Your TINY poem should:

1. Use 2 or more significant words from the previous poem.

2. Echo some aspect of the previous poem (optional).

3. Contain 1 to 4 lines, or be a limerick.

4. Be a fauxku, pseudoku, otherku** (seebelow), a real haiku (not that
anyone really knows what one is), limerick, or a whatever-you-please
(e.g. metaphorically dense  rhyming Nyāya Sūtra). Just make it TINY.
(And since this is fake art, TINY is not defined.)
5. If miscalculation, confusion, lapse in judgment, good intentions, ill temper,
addled thinking, or self-deception lead to snarl; don't try to communicate,
don't try to resolve: Just write something (e.g. lists of various vegetables
or something about dog diapers) and keep moving.

See the OP for more babble.

like work your ass
for a lease.
Cop a fat cat
cuz you whippin' a Caprice.
Search for fruit
up in a rotten bar stand
pan-handle a one night
wit quite the handle
we tha only mammal to
stammer, stammer..

Leave it to us piggie asses
to muck of this simplest of threads
get a grip, a handle, or whatever.