< Sorry, you'll have to speak louder. >

[rayheinrich]

For the sake of historical continuance I copied these from an old thread ( http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/thread-13809.html ):


        I befriended a creature from Venus,
        Who resembled a hundred-foot penis;
        To arouse shock and awe
        I eject from its maw
        Ninety million on YouTube have seen us.


Some by other members from that thread:

By?:
I would hate to be hung just like this
'Cuz some things would be rather amiss
I would need a blood donor
To get a good boner
And forty-five minutes to piss

By Brownlie:
Come gather around to my flute
And dance to my clarion’s toot
My flatulence blows
Away all the schmoes
That lick on the sole of my boot

By?
Some say it's a matter of pride
If the penis is lengthy and wide
I may not hit bottom
But skills? Yeah, I got 'em
I'll bang the hell out of the sides

By Brownlie:
While bellowing fatherly dew
The cock of my hat is askew
I christen the grass
With verse out my ass
In litanies longer than you.