05-18-2015, 10:49 AM
I wrote this little ditty today, thought I'd share it with you folks. I recorded it on my iphone 4, so that's my excuse for (some of) its shittiness:
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Lyrics:
I was thinking today while I walked in the park,
Some dog took a shit, it ignited a spark
Combusting your face in a pile on the grass
Oh what a drag, you had such a nice ass…
The dog was a bitch, I could tell by its clothes,
it’s owner bent over, one hand on his nose,
the other one wrapping its way round your face,
I smiled at my luck and I gave him a wave…
I was thinking today while I walked in the park,
Some dog took a shit, it ignited a spark
Combusting your face in a pile on the grass
Oh what a drag, you had such a nice ass…
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Lyrics:
I was thinking today while I walked in the park,
Some dog took a shit, it ignited a spark
Combusting your face in a pile on the grass
Oh what a drag, you had such a nice ass…
The dog was a bitch, I could tell by its clothes,
it’s owner bent over, one hand on his nose,
the other one wrapping its way round your face,
I smiled at my luck and I gave him a wave…
I was thinking today while I walked in the park,
Some dog took a shit, it ignited a spark
Combusting your face in a pile on the grass
Oh what a drag, you had such a nice ass…

