"The Graceful Hogelnick!"

[rayheinrich]

Did you know that someone on this site has implied you were an
execrable trash-spouting freak of sub-nature spawned from some
grotesque corruption of radioactively-degraded alien genetic material?

I immediately jumped to your defense and trounced the blaggard.
"He's more than that", I said, "much more!"

as sincerely as ever,
ray