Pet Cemetery

[cidermaid]

    Nearly wet myself.
My daughter has literally just got back from the movies to watch dear Mr Grey...she told me the place was full of grannies (and these would be rural grannies round here - weathered and worn, with a seriously mean rolling pin action).  Anyway they had all gone in secret and greeted each other with joy and surprise, to relate their cover stories, share hard gums and then proceeded to call across the auditorium to each other, throughout the film, with questions about each others preferances.   (Apparently they are all now planning to meet up for the release of the next film).
Alice thought the grannies significantly improved her enjoyment of the film and is invited to join them for the next occassion.

The very next thing I went to was your little offering...I think I might need a drink to get over it.
Thank you brilliant.

Ps you have a fab voice and delivery..and brownlie is mistaken about the bonners.   (Though the hot french bread has it for me  )