< ebola >

[rayheinrich]

all hail hypnotoad

have ebola on my dick

pain is red, makes me sick
she came to me and chirped a sound
open to game, my pass in bounds
invited her into my home
baked her up a perfect scone
scone that has its holes ascend
to her mouth, later rear end
I promise I did wrap it up
as it turns out, it mattered not
for appears a small pink dot
weeks later, a blister spot

contacting her was futile business
cowardice neglect was our mistress 
now I am left with 5 day fear
limbo now until I hear
call good doctors mean to give
herpes or syphilis is what it is

This is CURSEDLY EXECRABLE* SHIT!!!
(That I happen to like its inexplicable yeastiness is beside the point.)


*Which, when you think about it, is better than constipation.