Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[just mercedes]

Vamps

Wild Jackie always gets what she wants
making use of the assets she flaunts.
With those inviting hips
and a firm kung fu grip,
she's hardly the naive debutante.

Cramps

Every month it's the same bloody thing
like a gush from some deep thermal spring
bringing pimples and pain
'til I'm driven insane
into nappy and crib, teething ring.