08-15-2014, 11:08 AM
Mariah dreamt of wedding bells
after her pet frog died,
she ate the legs and stomped a toad
still wasn’t satisfied.
Cathy wouldn’t crush a bug
she loved to bleed a feast,
her itch to give became so strong
she raped her virgin priest.
Suzie never cared to think
about dead frogs or bugs,
we’d eat ourselves before too long
so why pretend to love?
after her pet frog died,
she ate the legs and stomped a toad
still wasn’t satisfied.
Cathy wouldn’t crush a bug
she loved to bleed a feast,
her itch to give became so strong
she raped her virgin priest.
Suzie never cared to think
about dead frogs or bugs,
we’d eat ourselves before too long
so why pretend to love?