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Caroline is Anatine (for ellajam)
a word of the day poem
You look very anatine,
yes very anatine indeed.
It matters not your opinion
matters not at all to me.
Saying this,
she waddled on her way.
This was not the type of woman,
to stay around and play.
(Snicker, snicker giggle snort!
Was lovely ellajam’s retort)
Red lights flash, sirens whine,
shut her down we must abort.
How does this fit with Anatine?
I’ve no idea, please pass the wine.
Ah! Sweet Caroline is Anatine.
Neil Diamond is so divine.
Too bad Karen died,
covert suicide.
–Erthona
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Good morning song, an anatine
raspy honking called a quack
as mallards rise up in a line,
fly out of sight then circle back.
Ever watch drakes vie to fuck?
Instead of dueling to the death
one tries to drown the chosen duck.
Poor girl, no time to catch her breath.
*giggle, snort*
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Much better usage than mine, ellapatella (eye knee ewe sow bad...baby, [sounds like a song doesn't it?]). But despite mine being not at all poetic, it still gets more points for insanity, "giggle-snort"  I shot a giggle-snort once, but it was not in my pajamas, which was good because I didn't wear pajamas.
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ogre mi gods.
You guys are are so funny. I think bella beat you, though, Mr Squash.
What "word of the day" are you guys using, dictionary.com?
Today's is gapeseed. neat word, but no anatine mind you.
none of these "words" are real words according to my British spell check. GRRRR!!!
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Mel Bell, you're a day behind, although a nice one 
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Billy* is such a gapeseed
another word of the day poem
Billy is such a gapeseed,
Billy is such a rube,
he’s completely overwhelmed,
by a quick flash of the pubes.
defintion gapeseed
–Erthona
*November is national pick on Billy month, to show we care.
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Oh, billy, god of all gapeseeds
who strive to make a site from shite,
his blood so cold he doesn't bleed
and heart so warm he finds delight
in half-assed hacks whose only creed
is better muddy than uptight.
Hey, bean, my American spellcheck doesn't like them either. Fuck em. 
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I all the damn idiotese slang is just fine though.
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