07-19-2014, 06:26 AM
Instrument type Sexophone. Category: Wind instrument
Sub-types
The soprano sexophone: can hit the high notes (and the occasional wise guy) but has no balls.
The anal sexophone: puts out small toots, and on occasion a full measure of asso profundo.
The barely sexophone: needs copious amounts of Viagra to play at all.
The bass sexophone: goes in deep and hits the low notes, that makes one quiver like a bowl for of liver.
Dale
Sub-types
The soprano sexophone: can hit the high notes (and the occasional wise guy) but has no balls.
The anal sexophone: puts out small toots, and on occasion a full measure of asso profundo.
The barely sexophone: needs copious amounts of Viagra to play at all.
The bass sexophone: goes in deep and hits the low notes, that makes one quiver like a bowl for of liver.
Dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.

