The Prick
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Instrument type Sexophone. Category: Wind instrument

Sub-types

The soprano sexophone: can hit the high notes (and the occasional wise guy) but has no balls.
The anal sexophone: puts out small toots, and on occasion a full measure of asso profundo.
The barely sexophone: needs copious amounts of Viagra to play at all.
The bass sexophone: goes in deep and hits the low notes, that makes one quiver like a bowl for of liver.

Dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

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The Prick - by newsclippings - 07-14-2014, 11:25 AM
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