Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

there's humping and bumping,
above the waist exposure,
but more rubbing than swelling,
while surfing in the groove


Camels are humpy and bumpy,
they’re almost always grumpy.
They hiss and they spit,
they leave piles of shit,
and their backs are awfully lumpy.