Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

I wear my jeans slung way too high,
my undies extend to my thigh;
I'm way past my teens,
there's no bulge in my jeans,
and I'll wear them this way 'til I die.

there’s a bulge in my genes,
active transcription in my nuclei;
fighting entropy until I die.