Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[rayheinrich]

He wears his jeans slung low,
his boxer shorts they show.
He’s past his teens
but still it seems
a style he won’t outgrow.


I wear my jeans slung way too high,
my undies extend to my thigh;
I'm way past my teens,
there's no bulge in my jeans,
and I'll wear them this way 'til I die.