Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

My grandpa can make a burgoo,
with squirrel, chipmunk, and raccoon.
When city boys stop,
he dips in his pot,
and tells them he made chicken stew.



My Rhode Island Red Rooster Stew
would crow every morning at two.
The chickens joined in
flapping and clucking-
the Shire said it just wouldn’t do.