Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

bare teenagers are child porn
and naked bears are all the rage,
but my helmet head is dusty red,
ready to fill your empty nest



my two teenagers, how they loved their porn,
they’d leave it lying round-
glossy pages of fannies and penises
and titties I have found.
The most scandalous book I ever owned
and kept under the bed
was a collection of lewd limericks
that made my cheeks go red.