04-28-2014, 10:36 PM
In church Alice fought with her pastor
about demons and Satan their master,
‘It’s ridiculous
to believe in this!’
And out the door the pastor cast her.
There once were some demons named Satan,
Which had a pet cat named, well, Satan
The pet cat was quite big,
And he quite liked to frig
Ridiculous pastors named Clayton.
Not part of the poem and not in any way significant: The pet cat was quite big, and he quite liked to frig.
*wink*wink*
about demons and Satan their master,
‘It’s ridiculous
to believe in this!’
And out the door the pastor cast her.
There once were some demons named Satan,
Which had a pet cat named, well, Satan
The pet cat was quite big,
And he quite liked to frig
Ridiculous pastors named Clayton.
Not part of the poem and not in any way significant: The pet cat was quite big, and he quite liked to frig.
*wink*wink*

