Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

I once was climbing a mountain,
I did so with leaps and bounding,
when I got to the top
I just had to stop,
cause jill by jack was being mounted

There’s more to that story of Henry
on the climb with him was his wife Brandy
they fought most of the time
she lost reason and rhyme
and hammered him less than gently



Jack used to get hammered on Brandy
Jill frequently have a few shandys
Though they liked it a lot
They have now both stopped
Alcohol made them uncouth and randy