Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

Diarrhea is generally runny,
but also can be quite funny,
if you have a surplus of gas,
blow it from your ass pass,
erupting with great force,
causes the water of course,
to violently recoil
and thus rinse off your soiled ass.

keep your excess gas
and Mount Etna eruptions
in your own pants
here's my breakfast...