Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

i liked yours... here's one:


I wanted to a tractor
but she was a backhoe
and ran around with hay-bailers



She was quite a good looking lady
Who drove all the young fellas crazy
A tractor, it smacked her,
She’s now an attractor
Of worms, as she's pushing up daisies.