First limerick attempt

[milo]

milo you're so provincial. In Texas candor is pronounced as can-door and odor is pronounced as oh-door. See, here they rhyme. But other places they are pronounced as Can-der and Oh-dur, respectively, which of course would not be a rhyme.

Jes d'pens ona whar youse frum, doncha see Mat-yew?

The problem isn't the pronunciation, it is the accent.

"O" doesn't rhyme with "can" no matter how you pronounce it. Feminine rhyme has to be a double rhyme to be effective.

Even if you were a crazy texan and pronounced it canDOOR and oDOOR you would be trying to rhyme "door" with "door" and that isn't rhyme, it is identity.