First limerick attempt

[tectak]

I think Tom's does. Of course it's a bit different from yours.

BTW in case you didn't get from Tom's AAAARrRggHh!, "cur" is supposed to rhyme with "odor" and "candor" Of course I'm not completely sure that odor rhymes with candor, but that's a tail for another time...

Dale

"odor" doesn't rhyme with candor or owed her. It would (mostly) with "showed her". I have noticed a trend post "post-modernism" to abandon feminine rhyming conventions but /not/ the limericks ferfuck's sake. not the limericks!!

Odor rhymes with showed her like Britain rhymes with bitten, and English as is spoken, rhymes well with broken...ahem.
So there. Which by the way, rhymes with au pair....unless you thought I was referring to which which rhymes with bitch and we're back to canines again.
Tectak