Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

A soldier from up at the fort
Pickled his balls in old port.
When his good lady
Asked was he crazy,
He said that he did it for sport.


A fort was once filled with men,
never to war had they been,
they thought it was sport
but the finale retort
was the enemy doing them in.

Guys, this is a 'haiku choo-choo' not a limerick one. There is a limerick thread elsewhere, I will post a link if I find it. http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/showthread.php?tid=13868