First limerick attempt

[kindofahippy]

Aye but once a drunkard possessin' great odor
Would find some raunchy lass with little candor.
By night he'd stagger home to the woods
Invite gals to his cabin for steak, beer, and “goods”
No surprise, then, once woke he with a real cur.

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Once a drunkard possessin' great odor
Would find some raunchy lass of no candor.
They'd stagger home to the woods
At night for beer, steak and “goods”
No surprise, then, once woke he with a real cur.