10/9c

[rayheinrich]

"If it CAN be shot, Texas IS part of it."

Yeah as long as Texas is doing the shooting, but not getting shot at. But that's not what you meant to say, so let me correct you. Instead of "Turkey Shoot" insert---> "Cluster Fuck", and don't try and say Texas would be part of that, cause we wouldn't. For one thing even though Texans like fucking as much as anyone, we don't like it in groups so much, sure maybe here in Austin where all the liars, er politicians are, but not in the rural areas (besides after you get a sheep well trained you don't want to go messing with its head. Plus your wife would say, although I haven't met her recently, she would say, "Hell no, Ray's already got more pussy than he can handle!"

BTW have you heard from your good friend Carrot Sale lately?

Later dude, I gotta go pick a bone with Lee and her friend.

Dale

Well, uh, I really do like living down here on the gulf coast.
I think of 'down-here' as 'hometown' as 'Baytown', not the all-
to-readily jingoistic 'Texas' (which exists from the outside,
but not on the inside).

The land is fine (ok, a bit too flat), the flora are fine, the
fauna are fine (except for the mosquitoes), and the people are
about as good as they are anywhere (though far too right-wing).

Hometowns are apart from reason; that's why I love it here.

Maybe "Cluster Fuck", though I think of it as a bit closer to "rat-fuck".

Austin, by the way, is a damn fine place. (Those days on Lake Travis
sans reason and clothes...)

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