Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

Flied lice cooked in wok
on gas stove, not in oven.
My wittle arachnids wove them!

Wittle Miss Muffin had lice in her uffen;
They itching, she scratching, all day.
When awong came a spider, who sat down inside her;
and dined on her tasty buffet.

(oh dear god!)

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Wittle Miss Muffin had lice in her uffen;
They itching, she scratching, all day.
When awong came a spider, who sat down inside her;
and dined on her tasty buffet.

Daring to out-weave a goddess,
Arachne was snared in Athena’s tangle,
turned into an itsy bitsy spider.